The Only People Winning This Lawsuit Are the Lawyers
I want the parties to settle. The lawsuit keeps costing WordPress time, money and trust that everyone involved depends on.
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I want the parties to settle. The lawsuit keeps costing WordPress time, money and trust that everyone involved depends on.
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